Yeah so it's my birthday, have to wait ages to presents because my parents are at work.
but al murray is on tele tonight so that will be good. I think I might have made a friend aswell.
]]>We all feel sorry for Georgia because Russia has Georgian land.
then we think Georgia is nuts for attacking Russia.
then Russia fights back and we are angry with them.
It's madness, why are we feeling sorry for the people defending their country!
although it could be argued that Georgia is doing the same thing, but if a sumo wrestler steals a boys toy, the boy does not kick him in the crotch, or he is going to get the shit kicked out of him.
However I think that Russia did push it a bit too far, although we probably aren't going to get the complete truth because Russia is saying that Georgia is sucking up to the western news.
I hate it when they call us the "west" we are very much so the central, america is the west and iregardless I aint no grammer super stupid moronific dummerican.
I'm OlD GREG
]]>Which came first the chicken or the egg?
just think about it like evolution, the egg came first, because it came from something which was a lot like a chicken, but not a chicken it's child was the first chicken however.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes
(and if people start saying "how do you know" well how do you know it doesnt?, do you truly think the human race is that special that we allow sound waves to travel through our presence.
If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
It's neither, turtles make nests and the shell is an exoskeleton, so their shell is neither a home nor clothing.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?
They don't, "how do you know" why would they?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Youth is wasted on the young, and adultery is fun but shameful so I'd say it's even
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
No, that's stupid and it doesnt really have an order that suggests that either A or Z is the greatest letter of all and it doesnt make sense. The song is for americans so that they have a reason to say Zed instead of Zee, they think it rhymes but it doesnt.
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Becuase it could go mouldy
If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?
failed to fail = 2 negatives so you succeded
I'm OLD GREG
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I can't give you that time back but I can show you a video of old men dancing
]]>It was once suggested that marmite might calm people down, so China needs more marmite
Everyone is unhappy in China, but no one knows it.
They probably need something stronger than Marmite, China was happier when they had the opium trade, maybe if everyone in China was stonned they would be happier.
I'm OLD GREG
]]>Naturaly i want to protect myself here and say I am not racist, I am a bit homophobic but that's just me, I don't mind what they get up to aslong as they dont show me or tell me about it or come onto me.
Anywho I think Obama would be a good leader, he is meant to be an inspiring person to listen too. Although he is meant to hange his mind quite a bit, but that's politions for you.
Gordon brown does the same thing, so maybe they are the same.
Exept Obama has an ounce of charisma and he isnt a fat oaf with the looks of constipated potato.
Next time China, and marmite
I'm OLD GREG
]]>That would be soo cool
I always thought that americans had the british as bad guys in their movies because they fear intelligence, but maybe it's just because we secretly own them
If this is so, I think we should evict all americans from British soil, and sell them for the highest bid.
I am starting the bid at $0.50 and a lolly because I dont know any american that wouldnt sell their souls for sugar
Nah tht's too harsh, American is just an angry 5 year old
They are young, uneducated, arrogant, ignorant.
I'm OLD GREG
]]>Why is it so hard to find a cheap phone with a 3.0 mega pixel camera that has 3.0 megapixels and FM radio and MP3 player and it has to be SD Micro compatible, and can send instant messages. This phone must exist, so I go on yahoo answers, as you do, look for help and the only people that respond say that I should get a "Verizon Wireless Razor"
I had never heard of this phone before so I google that, and it comes up with the Motorola Razr
I NEED A DECENT PHONE!
I don't like Americans, if you have to call a mobile phone "wireless" you cannot be in the highest "intellect" (I used spell check to the spell that, ooo how ironic)
I was once chatting to an American on-line, and they were middle aged but they didnt know what irony was.
I think when America is a big boy (for example 2000 years old) then they can start talking to other countries properly.
We used to be soooo great
Cruel Brittania, Brittania sold u slaves, Britian forever ever ever just C B A
....or something like that anyway
Green day should have stopped before idoit
I'm OLD GREG
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